In world news, a private memorial service was today
held for renown archaeologist Lara Croft...
Tis is a sad day Winston.
She will live on forever in our hearts.
Surely Winston,
and for this is but a memorial service,
there may yet be news from Von Croy in Egypt.
Indeed, we can only hope and pray that she may yet return to us.
And I fear that Von Croy, digging in the hopes of discovering her alive,
may only be met with black reality.
Indeed, indeed...